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my name is grace. i like funny things, serious things, cool things, weird things, cute things, and food.
~ Tuesday, May 22 ~
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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~ Monday, May 21 ~
what if we really CAN breathe in space??? I mean has anyone actually TRIED or did everyone just ASSUME???
what if animals CAN talk to us but they are just too SHY???????
QUESTION what the TV tells YOU question what a POP STAR SELLS YOU
QUESTION EVERYTHING
fuck the sYSTEM
ANARChy
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today my coworker told me that for her birthday last weekend she and her family went out for chinese food and she got food poisoning on her birthday and just like NO OK I FREAKIN HATE THIS KIND OF STUFF birthdays are the one day where everyone is just supposed to be happy and have a wonderful time like i remember in tv shows and movies when i was little there would be a character who would excitedly plan a birthday party and NO ONE WOULD COME and things like this resulted in little me having full fledged emotional breakdowns I CAN’T HANDLE IT. IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS EVER IN DANGER OF NOT BEING PERFECT, CALL ME AND I WILL FIX IT I SWEAR
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“Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!”
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Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.
(Source: sideshowtornado)
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