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I’m staying with my aunt in the south in the woods and I love it but I’ve also been thinking a lot about true detective. What I mean is I keep thinking I am in true detective. That’s a show you want to watch but not be in. Anyway I’m sleeping in the living room so if a murderer comes I will probably be the first to die except I won’t because I will kill anyone who tries to murder me, I’m not joking. I took a self defense class and flipped a man onto the ground and I’m very empowered. If I do get murdered after saying this though I’m gonna be so embarrassed.

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”
this whole article is gold

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”

this whole article is gold

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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Goodnight, dream about tractors tonight or I will beat you up. If you live across the world and are just waking up it is too late for you. If you did not dream about tractors I am already on my way to come beat you up